Score: 5

"Mediocre at best"

submission: Resident Evil Freedom

date: August 19, 2002

This is one of those situations where you have a good idea and a pretty good setup...but the execution fails...I absolutely agree with people who say the animation needs to be just a bit better, and I also agree the story is not very good, it's just a rip of Resident Evil stories in general but it does not work because it seems more suited to a "Resident Evil is dumb so I made the story sound stupid so you'd realize how gay they are in the actual games" and the journal entries just read horridly...and the spelling errors and grammer errors are very bad and detract from the story and make it harder to get into...summary: it has potential but I would say the only reason it is generating the high votes it is, is because "Resident Evil" is in the title...if you're going to do a movie like this again make sure you run the script through a spell checker before implementing it in the film...

Score: 0

"why the fuck should I care?"

submission: clock day (great present)

date: August 17, 2002

Never even heard of Coolboyman...I think you kind of missed the boat with this one Strawberry I think a lot more people might have given a shit if they weren't to busy bitching about all the other clocks who have actually been spreading your legacy of crap movies

Score: 1

"question..."

submission: Kill MountainDewClock

date: July 11, 2002

Why the fuck would you make a movie your pretty sure is gonna get blamed? Why not put some effort in and create something you believe in? When the author has no confidence in the movie, then why do they even make it?

Score: 0

"A commentary no one will read...."

submission: strawberryclock revealed

date: July 7, 2002

This is to all you clock guys out there...why is it that some of you insist on making either a) shit movies or b) movies that only other clock crew guys would like? Don't you have something better to do? Like a hobby or something? Why piss people off and come off like fools on the internet? I just don't get it, your wasting your own valuable time on making junk that just get's you negative reviews and threats and all the other stuff that you yourselves have complained about on NG...granted you can't win everybody over...but christ you could at least give it a shot...well I voted for this to be blammed and hopefully Strawberry Clock or whoever the hell is in charge of this little kliq (and that's what you guys are) will put a stop to the imitators and the bad movies and petty bickering that really just overall hurts everyone's NG experience

Score: 9

"cool"

submission: Typical Flash Vid of 2001

date: May 24, 2002

I'm gonna give this a five because I like the fact that you're trying to prove a point. I think it's really cool when people take a stand and do the unpopular thing...the movie wasn't visually great, but when viewed in the context of what you were trying to say, it's perfect

Score: 10

"Great stuff!"

submission: Shut up and fly, Supes!

date: May 15, 2002

That was great, and to the one lone fanboy bitching about this flick...let's look at some statistics shall we? Okay...Marvel books outsell by about 20,000 units every month, so it stands to reason that Spidey outsells Supes...also Spidey's movie broke all kinds of records and is almost a lock to go into the top 40 of all time (not to mention the top 3) Superman's flick didn't do that...Spidey has at least another two sequels already on tap...Superman's two sequels bombed hard and they haven't been able to get him off the ground and back into theaters since...oh and Spidey has been voted the greatest American hero of all time by comic FANS...Supes came in second...the movie's accurate and your super hero is Spidey's bitch...so sorry!

Score: 10

"MORE!!!! MORE!!!!!!"

submission: malachi the telekinetic

date: February 6, 2002

great movie! Can't wait for the next one...oh and to that last reviewer...jesus dosen't hate him or anybody, cause jesus loves everybody, he died for our sins after all...so why don't you shut up before you run the risk of making him regret doing it! If you're that religious and narrow-minded, you shouldn't be visiting this site pal...

Score: 4

"political thinking"

submission: Death of a Leader

date: February 6, 2002

well, I'll probably get pegged as a "clock crew supporter" for this review but...it was only an alright movie...frankly guys I've seen this kind of thing on MUDS and MOOS before...if you ignore the clock crew they'll go away...they probably just want some attention...or they just really see something in Strawberry's movies that we don't...anyway, if you don't like it, vote low on it and then move on, this anti-clock sentiment is probably why they keep posting anyway...so folks let's just ignore 'em and they'll probably go bye-bye...

Score: 6

"umm..."

submission: Easter Surprise

date: February 6, 2002

Disturbing...not that it's bad...it's good...but I just think that one was a bit to creepy for my tastes...

Score: 10

"LOL!!!!!!!!!"

submission: BlunderCats

date: February 5, 2002

That is just awesome! Get's better everytime I see it! Great shit the nostalgia just makes me crack the fuck up!